***ALL E-COMMERCE IS SUSPENDED UNTIL LOCAL DISTRIBUTORS HAVE BEEN FULLY STOCKED***
***ALL E-COMMERCE IS SUSPENDED UNTIL LOCAL DISTRIBUTORS HAVE BEEN FULLY STOCKED***

Farm Fresh Goat's Milk & Wagyu Tallow
Face, Body, Hair, & Shave Soap
"White Lavender? Not just what they called me in prison..."
Ingredients: Raw Goat's Milk - Wagyu Tallow - Olive Oil - Coconut Oil - Castor Oil - Shea Butter - Sodium Hydroxide (Lye) - Lavender Essential Oil - Titanium Dioxide (White Coloring)

Farm Fresh Goat's Milk & Wagyu Tallow
Face, Body, Hair, & Shave Soap
"Petrichor is the pleasant, earthy smell that occurs when rain falls on dry ground. It's a noun derived from the Greek words petra ("rock") and ichor ("the fluid that flows in the veins of the gods"). This distinct scent is a combination of plant oils and a chemical compound called geosmin produced by soil-dwelling bacteria, which are released into the air by the raindrops."
Ingredients: Raw Goat's Milk - Wagyu Tallow - Olive Oil - Coconut Oil - Castor Oil - Shea Butter - Sodium Hydroxide (Lye) - Rain Fragrance Oil, Dirt Fragrance Oil - Kaolin Clay - Titanium Dioxide (White Coloring)
(AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE THROUGH LOCAL SUPPLIERS BEGINNING 11/22/25).

Pine Tar, Sweet Tobacco & Sandalwood
Face, Body, Hair, & Shave Soap
"In honor of your favorite, wacky, brown woodland wizard..."
Ingredients: Olive Oil - Coconut Oil - Castor Oil - Cocoa Butter - Sodium Hydroxide (Lye) - Pine Tar, Beeswax, Sweet Tobacco Fragrance Oil, Sandalwood Essential Oil
(AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE THROUGH LOCAL SUPPLIERS BEGINNING 12/01/25).

Green Tea Infused
Face, Body, Hair, & Shave Soap
"Oh my God, what did you put in this!?"
Ingredients: Olive Oil - Coconut Oil - Beef Tallow - Green Tea - Castor Oil - Shea Butter - Sodium Hydroxide (Lye) - Green Zeolite Clay - Lemongrass Essential Oil, Cedarwood Essential Oil, Tea Tree Essential Oil, Peppermint Essential Oil - Sage Leaf
(AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE THROUGH LOCAL SUPPLIERS BEGINNING 12/15/25).

Farm Fresh Goat's Milk & Wagyu Tallow
Face, Body, Hair, & Shave Soap
"The real trouble, is that we don't have any real life cowboys left..."
Ingredients: Raw Goat's Milk - Wagyu Tallow - Olive Oil - Coconut Oil - Castor Oil - Shea Butter - Sodium Hydroxide (Lye) - Vetiver Essential Oil - Lemon Essential Oil - Bergamot Essential Oil - Sandalwood Essential Oil

Activated Charcoal, Palo Santo & Eucalyptus
Face, Body, Hair, & Shave Soap
"This is Houston, we read you loud and clear on the ground..."
Ingredients: Coconut Oil - Olive Oil - Palm Oil - Sweet Almond Oil - Castor Oil - Avocado Oil - Mango Butter - Activated Charcoal - Palo Santo Essential Oil - Eucalyptus Essential Oil - Sodium Hydroxide (Lye) - Sodium Lactate

Vetiver & Sage
Hand Soap
Ingredients: Coconut Oil - Olive Oil - Palm Oil - Sweet Almond Oil - Castor Oil - Avocado Oil - Mango Butter - Activated Charcoal - Vetiver Essential Oil - Lavender Essential Oil - Green Zeolite Clay - Mica Powder - Sage - Sodium Hydroxide (Lye) - Sodium Lactate
